Saturday, December 30, 2006

...are you high?

...some people's children. No, I will not send a monetary donation to your blog no matter how much really hot free porn you post.

...so do those buttons really work? Are people online dumb enough to just send us money for writing in these things? If so, I will need one of those buttons...

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

A Very Scary Solstice

You have to love this time of the year: The cold air, the smell of homeless people burning trash for warmth, and the shrill, tinny cries of so-called xtians and conservatives railing against anyone and/or anything that dares to deviate in any way from their narrow and largely superstitious worldview. Nevermind that that worldview is demonstrably false, after all, they are the poor victims here.

I'm not sure what is more charming: Their hypocrisy, or their blind faith in their own ideals--even when their ideals are incredibly fucking stupid. These people really need to get laid. Oh, wait...

Anyway, I think its important to remember what this holiday season is really all about: An opportunity for xtian pissants to play victim and make money. Just like Jesus taught 'em, I'm sure.

...oh, and there is that whole "actually just a pagan celebration repurposed to avoid persecution" thing, but let's not go there.

On a lighter note, someone gave me one of those MP3 players for Xmas. Having spent two days obsessively filling it with carefully selected music from my truly mind-boggling CD collection, I am now ready to...well...to do whatever it is one does with these things. I really don't know. Any ideas?