The Ballad of Minelba Diaz
You probably don't recognize her name, but believe me, after reading this post, you will never forget her.
I should probably start by explaining the various cultural and historical influences brought to bear upon those of us living in the desert Southwest United States; how the various ethnicities both native and non-native have intertwined at certain levels whilst maintining strict seperation at others, but that would be dull and annoying. All you really need to know about Minelba Diaz is that she had the biggest damn beehive north of the Rio Grande, and that while some might argue that the Virginia Slims were her undoing, I know that it was the Aqua Net.
...it was the Aqua Net all along.
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So, Republicans are now actually, physically attempting to fuck young children? Wow. What a surprise. One has to wonder, if pedophilia was minor enough for god's party to coverup, what else are they hiding?
I should probably start by explaining the various cultural and historical influences brought to bear upon those of us living in the desert Southwest United States; how the various ethnicities both native and non-native have intertwined at certain levels whilst maintining strict seperation at others, but that would be dull and annoying. All you really need to know about Minelba Diaz is that she had the biggest damn beehive north of the Rio Grande, and that while some might argue that the Virginia Slims were her undoing, I know that it was the Aqua Net.
...it was the Aqua Net all along.
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So, Republicans are now actually, physically attempting to fuck young children? Wow. What a surprise. One has to wonder, if pedophilia was minor enough for god's party to coverup, what else are they hiding?
posted by Dark Angel at 1:09 PM
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