...stupid, stupid, stupid, Evil, stupid.

Luella Anders, the chairwoman for the county fair committee, through the liberal application of alcohol and her own considerable cleavage, convinced me to be the judge at our county beauty contest. So, indeed, it is I who will name the new Miss Ogeny for the year 2006-2007 this fall. I cannot begin to express my apathy!

...wasting my time, annoying the pig...

...I didn't know Emporer had gotten back together. Spiffing! Now if everyone can just stay away from the matches and the homosexuals, everything should be fine. 'Course, no promises of an album or anything, but nevertheless, its just nice to know that they are out there...so to speak.

Yeah, and maybe there will be a new Deicide album this month. Who knows?

Hate to sound all goth/emo, here, but sometimes doesn't life seem like a series of disappointments, some of which we can convince ourselves are somehow good for us, but nevertheless...? Yeah, I'm not getting enough sleep. Disregard. Just another bad pubic hair day.