Thursday, November 24, 2005

Syphilitic Whores

...know of any? Are you one? Let's hook up!

Happy Thanksgiving, Turkeys!

...you see, I can say that because I am secure in my heathenry...heathenism?...unlike the Monotheistic Gestapo that is trying to seize control of my country, who live in constant fear that someone, somewhere at some point in time might actually in some small way disagree with them, or even worse, might be (*GASP!*) enjoying themselves. Isn't the cuture of victimhood great?

Don't get wrong, though, kids. I pretty much despise everything that crawls, walks or otherwise ambulates on this pathetic and entirely too tiny sphere. Certainly there are exceptions, particularly among those who carry the double-X chromosome, but basically...yeah. To say I find humanity largely abhorrant is to understate the issue to the point of senseless absurdity.

...aw, frag, I got all serious. And I was in a good mood, too. Fuckit.

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