FRAGTACULAR!

Went on vacation yesterday, as there's only two days left at the old job and I was bored out of my fucking skull. New job starts Monday, so I figure I need at least a couple days to decompress, as the khaki-clad manager-types like to call it. Hit the bars, hit a few mouthy kids, and my left hand hurts like a motherfucker. I guess that one dude's face was harder than it looked. Good news, though...whoever the hell that chick was, she's got some damn good conditioner in her shower. My hair is like silk!

This might be my first somewhat serious post with a basis in reality. Scary.