Wednesday, May 03, 2006

A Most Charming Eventuality!

I've received an email assuring me that christian singles want to meet me! I am truly most honored. Some might think my reaction strange, but never fear--I know precisely what the score is. Of course christian singles want to meet me...in order to burn me at the stake!

3 Comments:

Blogger Mrs.Wead said...

Yummy.

Nice opportunity to organize some innocent orgy.

12:16 AM  
Blogger Ms.Winther said...

Hot, sweet christian virgin love. Of course they wanna meet you. I bet they'll sacrifice their cherry for the cause of trying to turn you over.

4:19 AM  
Blogger Dark Angel said...

...now that is genuinely tempting. I mean, if they really must drop on their knees to worship some lopnghaired, bearded guy...why not let them?

12:05 PM  

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