Ev'ry Sha-la-la-la, Ev'ry Who-oh-oh-ah...

I ask you, what fool came up with the notion of subflooring? And to what end? So that the Little People have a place to hide? As if there weren't enow nooks and crannies for their kind.

I had the most remarkable and fascinating dream last night, a dream which came to me as a vision. It explained so many things, encompassing all that has triggered in humankind the wonder and awe of the world in which we live. It also had a sex scene. I would tell you more, but your poor, pedestrian minds are simply not ready for the truth!