So I was talkin' to Ginger, see, and she says to me, Ginger says "Why don't you ever post to that journal thingy you used to post to?" And I says "Oh, it was just too hard, what with the having to come up with all this orginal, witty material all the time." And she says "Honey!", but she said it with that long drawl she has so it sounded more like "Hooneeeeeee! Have you actually read the interweb lately? Nobody is original or witty! Hell, most of them are barely literate!" So, here I am. With my blog.

Enjoy.