That would be me over there...

...in that poorly taken digital image. Or, at least, a reasonable facsimile of me. Whatever. Just so no one thinks I am somehow "hiding" from them. The glasses are actually welded on.

For RipStrike the Germanator:



...not, of course, a picture of me (although possibly less grotesque). What can I say? I thought it was funny. Fangs to The Onion and their hilarious, free archives.